I've spent decades traveling to over 125 countries, accumulating over 1,000 hotel stays. But none, and I mean NONE, have tested my sanity like Steigenberger Cecil Hotel in Alexandria. This place is the ultimate challenge – think "Survivor" meets "Hotel Hell."
# Slippery Slope and Language Barriers
My adventure began with a literal slip-up on a slick surface. No basic first-aid kit in sight! But don't worry, the staff later graced me with a selection of used bandages and antiseptic. Because, you know, nothing says "hospitality" like a side of tetanus. A friendly local visitor helped me navigate the language barrier (since most staff members seemed to be allergic to English).
# The Grand Finale: Hostility from All Sides
I experienced hostility from almost every staff member, from security to management. It's like they're competing in some sort of "Unfriendliest Hotel Staff" award. Steigenberger Cecil Hotel in Alexandria has perfected the art of making guests feel unwelcome. If you're looking for a hotel that will challenge your patience, push your sanity to the limits, and provide endless entertainment for your therapist, then this is the place for you!