Stayed in the lake district Friday night, which was interesting. The couple in the room above were drunk, she locked him out, he used the taxi they got back in to reverse right in front of my window, so he could climb in the 1st floor window of their room above me. Then they had another fight, full voices, fell asleep until she pushed him out of the bed at 3am, I thought she'd killed him with a full on landing, another loud fight for 2 hours, until 5am when she started fake crying. Like an episode of Corrie. Then quiet around 6:30am, to get 2 hours sleep. I thought they'd killed each other and weirdly no-one mentioned it at breakfast. I thought they were that couple that get away from the kids for a night to have a full on, alcohol fuelled fight. A lot to be said for a hotel having a night porter on duty to keep idiots from misbehaving. Breakfast was vegetarian and bloody lovely. And it wasn't Halloween until the following night. The Premier Lodge I stayed in the following night in Grangemouth was far better.